From the recording Silhouettes Of Aloha

KPB: human vocals, tenor ukulele, electric bass guitar, trombone, jaw harp, harmonica ,jug, cricket guiro, triangle.
Rob “Muskrat” Reames: electric lap steel guitar. Janie Benner: clarinet, alto saxophone. Chad McGill: trumpet. Russell Scarborough: drums. Introducing the Enchanted Forest Pond Choir.

Lyrics

When the frogs sing in their puddle
And the possum start to cuddle,
They ready for love. They ready for love.

When the squirrel’s tail is waggin’
And the turkey’s out back braggin’,
They ready for love. They ready for love.

All the creatures great and small
Got they own matin’ call.
Ducks is dancin’, deer romancin’.
Can’t ya see I’m ready, y’all?

Listen to that cricket chorus
While the turtles get amorous.
They ready for love. They ready for love.

All the polls say the moles
In their holes is ready for love.
It’s in the air. Each bear’s aware.
They ready for love.

All the creatures, two by two,
Know what they want to do
Birds is fussin’. Bees is buzzin’.
Can’t you see I’m ready for you?

'Cause you are my sweety pie.
You're my happy-yappy-yappy-yappy apple pie.
You're my dreamy-yeamy-yeamy-yeamy creamy pie.
You're my yummy yummy plum.
You are my honey pie.
You're my merry-yerry cherry-yerry berry pie.
You're my boogie woogie snoogie-yoogie sugar pie,
And I'm gonna get me some.
You are my puddin' pie.
You're my beauty-yeauty. You da hooty cutie pie.
You're my hubba hubba my freaky deaky pecan pie.
You're my lovey lovey dove.
You are my peachy pie.
You're my cuddly wuddly huddly-yuddly booby pie.
You're my junk-in-da-trunk-wit-a-hunk of a chunk of a punkin' pie,
And I'm ready, ready for love.