From the recording Sail Away
KPB: vocals, tenor ukulele, lap steel guitar, bongos, egg shaker.
Lyrics
Where is the Universe? Where are the pretty stars?
Shining all around me, filling my heart with awe?
I have bad credit, I’m overweight and underpaid.
Maybe libido in a bottle would pump me up like Mr. Gonad said:
Hey-a Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hey-a huka-lula Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hey-a u-la-la-la Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hula Holiday for me (Aloha Au Ia’oe Hana Hou)
Hey-a Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hey-a huka-lula Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hey-a u-la-la-la Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hula Holiday for me (Aloha Au Ia’oe Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Redneck televangelist: 200 channels and I’m watching this ass.
If the end is soon coming, Hell… maybe it’s just gas.
Can I get a refund, salvation on the bathroom shelf?
The only praises I sing lately are “Ooh you made a poo poo by yourself”
Hey-a Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hey-a huka-lula Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hey-a u-la-la-la Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hula Holiday for me (Aloha Au Ia’oe Hana Hou)
Hey-a Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hey-a huka-lula Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hey-a u-la-la-la Hula Holiday (Aloha Au Ia’oe)
Hula Holiday for me (Aloha Au Ia’oe)