From the recording Scary Country
KPB: vocal, tenor ukulele.
Ron Subeh: tuba.
Lyrics
If you were the ruler of everyone, at least from a fool’s point of view
Given your gravities and your depravities, what would you measure up to?
Would you unleash click-it or ticket laws, a leash for each thing that we do?
Would you wield your power like a puppeteer with your hand up every wazoo?
Would you be a fattimus aristocratamus dancing a waltz at the zoo?
If you were the ruler of everyone, what would you measure up to?