From the recording Scary Country
KPB: vocals, banjolele, trombone, kazoos, triangle.
Chris Thalmann: drums.
Lyrics
My friends, allow me to present a genuine TS agent
Appointed by the president, my Homeland Security Chum
IQ a fifth of what he weighs, He’s no stranger to delays
It’s just a job but he loves to taze for Homeland Security, chum.
Like a big fish preying on the little fishes in the school
Who better to top his food chain than you – sharks in my pool
He can be a bit malicious if you act the least suspicious
But deep inside he’s still delicious Homeland Security Chum
He’s the fascist face of airport gating, packing and intimidating
For what could you be compensating, Homeland Security Chum?
My friends, I’m sure you’ll gladly greet this hero of corralling meat
Tastes like chicken and stinky feet, my Homeland Security Chum
The superior choice for a shark’s tum tum…
Homeland Security Chum