From the recording Scary Country
KPB: vocals, banjolele, marimba, trombone, kazoos.
Chris Thalmann: drums
Lyrics
American Processed Cheesefood Monsters!
What a stir!
America Processed Cheesefood Monsters!
Have you heard?
The grilled cheese kid was suffocated.
The CSI all speculated
American Processed Cheesefood Monsters
Had been there.
American Processed Cheesefood Monsters!
Send a flare!
American Processed Cheesefood Monsters!
Call the mayor!
Let's just hope that Mayor Antoni
Don't like it on his macaroni.
American Processed Cheesefood Monsters
Everywhere!
American Processed Cheesefood Monsters
At the store!
American Processed Cheesefood Monsters!
Out they pour
A gruesome blending of orange and gooey
To make yourself a thick fondue.
American Processed Cheesefood Monsters
In the mirror!