Features fiddling saw playing by Joe Eding.
Lyrics
Once upon a time and maybe twice,
Came a man from Paradise.
Gallantly he freed everyone.
Then happily ever after
On blue seas of children's laughter
He sailed up to the sun.
Then the credits start to roll
And the wife tugs you to go.
You leave your fantasy with a sigh
For a life that's feeling truly
Like a horror picture movie
Whose creature just won't die.
Sail away. Sail away from your monster of a life.
You've made your own little Frankenstein.
Sail away. Sail away to the nightmare that your dreams becamem
Your own little Frankenstein.
Ah, the Sunday matinee.
Pack the kids and drive away.
The noise alone's enough to drive you mad
All the wheel's spin in your head.
Can you come back from the dead?
What's come over dear old dad?
Sail away. Sail away from your monster of a life.
You've made your own little Frankenstein.
Sail away. Sail away to the nightmare that your dreams becamem
Your own little Frankenstein.
Sail away.
Ah, the Sunday matinee.
Pack the kids and sail away.
Sail away. Sail away from your monster of a life.
You've made your own little Frankenstein.
Sail away. Sail away to the nightmare that your dreams becamem
Your own little Frankenstein.
Sail away...